All our lives, we've tried to be "good Jews." We stuck to the playbook and did all the things. But we’re done with the guilt and we’re over expectations. We love our heritage. Our DNA's dope. But the rules & the limits & the burdens & the guilt (did we mention the guilt?) can pound sand. We’re not a movement. Just a faction — a couple million & counting. We're gonna Jew our own bad way and call it good. Others in the tribe can be let down. So let them.

The Bad Jew Mafia